here is what happened as I was frying insects today:
pillbug #1: mmmm...sleep...
ant #1: do you know where there's some sugar?
ant #2: over there by the grass blade
ant #1: thank you.
pillbug #2: gonna go eat some grass now.
(pillbug #2 bumps into pillbug #1)
pillbug #1: darn. you woke me up, pillbug #2! Why?
pillbug #2: sorry...
ant #3: uh oh...
ant #1: what?
ant #4: aaaahhhhh!!!!!! my eyes...sooo bright....
ant #2: everybody run!!! a human has a magnifying glass and he is frying us!!!
ant #3: warned you.
pillbug #2: sorry, pillbug #1
pillbug #1: no need for that. everyone RUN!!!
(I reach down for pillbug #1)
pillbug #1: heeelllllppp!!!!!!
(the magnifying glass I have fries about a dozen ants)
ant #3: ant #1, are you ok???
ant #2: I'm sorry, we lost him.
(my magnifying glass heads toward ant #3)
ant #3: aaagggghhhh! So bright!
(ant #2 runs under a rock)
(as pillbug #1 gets fried, pillbug #'s 2 and 3 run.)
pillbug #3: glad that's over.
pillbug #2: yeh, me too.
ant #2: is it over?
ant #4: yes, I think it is.
pillbug #2: ok everyone, back to work...
(I go in and watch the movie terminator 3. the end.)
verse of the week: Acts 2:28
2 days since my latest church event
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my name is Jay. but my
friends call me J5 (it is off a Jump 5 CD), Hurricane (Because I love the weather and I can sound like the warning siren), and Jayman (nickname invented by college friends). I like calling myself British Jay (because I was in London and I loved it there). I'm a 23 year old male living in the united states. love status: single and looking. read more
loves: anything tropical, tropical music, Jesus, meteorology/the weather, stargate, Hawaii, Florida, ZOEgirl, big cities, positive attention, my tropical status, peace, my miniature city, cd acquisition, pop music, kim wilde, romance, europe, london, egyptian legos, my nintendo ds, summer, my diamond ring, the words tropical and atlantis, the movies the time machine, independence day, contact, back to the future, and beethoven. I also love the names rachel and hayley.
hates: pepper, bullies, teletubbies, country-western music, pillbugs, ants, class insecta, mosquitoes, the movies mars attacks and ant bully, curse words, the word fool, and war.
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